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I pay more to the IRS than the IRS pays me
- Apply for the job. "But I'm not qualified for it." Neither is the person who's going to get the job. Apply!
- Didn’t expect that working for DOGE would get me banned from a science fiction writing community I was a part of
- Airbnb should have been called localhost
- The only three ways to make money: 1. Help people make money 2. Help people save money 3. Help people save time
- Free college for all: YouTube.
- “You’re doing it all wrong,” said someone doing nothing at all.
- When someone tells you: "You can't complain, someone has it way worse than you." Tell them: "You can't celebrate, someone has it better than you."
- On Facebook everyone pretends to be friends. On Twitter everyone pretends to be an expert. On LinkedIn everyone pretends to be professional. On Instagram everyone pretends to be happy. In real life...
- The War on Crypto is the next war the US will lose.
- Experiencing a loss of taste? You may have COVID or NFTs.
- Bad news: Bezos only donated .001% of his net worth. Good news: Food is purchased in dollars, not percentages of net worth.
